This is hilarious! The expressions on some of the faces are priceless and dead on (Van Alden and Rothstine made me laugh out loud). And the way you worded some of the pie graph titles (like "Italian shit") was also a riot!
This is another "fandom I have to get into" on my list. NPR did a thing a few nights ago talking about BE (sadly I cannot remember the context only the awesome voice clips which had me going "wow" Pretty breathtaking acting and definitely made me curious to watch it!)
And knowing absolutely nothing about the characters, I hereby ship Rothstein's bowtie/everyone